with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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my nose is crying tears of wow.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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