I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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