I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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