I feel like abortions should bother me more
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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