thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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