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  I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.

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• Try explaining that you got hardcore mouthfucked. Been there...

  Submitted by RebeccaMae on Feb 27, 11 at 2:54pm

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• Easy. "So I think I pulled a jaw muscle when I was eating pizza while drunk." See? Just like that.

  Submitted by Valkyrie on Feb 25, 11 at 12:04pm

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• How...? Did you stuff the whole pizza in your mouth at once? Fatass

  Submitted by smashedface on Feb 25, 11 at 10:41am

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• Yep pizza. Topping: lots of cock

  Submitted by swallows on Feb 26, 11 at 11:33am

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• laaaaaaaaaame.

  Submitted by jennarad on Feb 25, 11 at 8:10pm

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• Damn blu, beat me to it.

  Submitted by colan08 on Feb 25, 11 at 9:36am

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• Not quite sure it was eating pizza ..

  Submitted by Blu on Feb 25, 11 at 9:35am

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