So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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