A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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