Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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