You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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