Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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