Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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