now i know why i became what i already was.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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