it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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