what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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