Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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