I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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