I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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