Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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