Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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