Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
