Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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