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i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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