of course. lets lasso hookers.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
we should paint friendship bongs
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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