YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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