I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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