Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
