But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
