ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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