why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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