Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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