i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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