Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
cat food counts as protein by the way
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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