im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i black out too much to be "responsible"
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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