Barsexuality is the new black.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
