You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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