If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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