i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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