I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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