saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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