You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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