you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Two words: blizzard sex
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
