I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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