I skipped work to stalk him.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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