Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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