i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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