Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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