We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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