no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
