You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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