But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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