tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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