I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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