I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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