I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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