Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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