just survived the first fart of the relationship.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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