By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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