I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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